Was on my way through town and this little lady turtle (can tell by eye color - males have red irises and the shell wasn't proper 'mounting' shape) was sitting in the middle of the road! I gasped and threw on my hazard lights while whipping a U-ee. She was scared and peed on me. Or maybe it was love at first sight and she was so excited from my touch, she lost control of her bodily fluids. 😂 Either way, this Eastern Box Turtle is not getting squishied today. Hope everyone having a great weekend!