Space Shield of Competence

Tired of giving your best but it's still not enough?

Already exhausted from working but you're still underappreciated?

Still can't get that promotion even though you've worked your ass for more than 5 years?

Well, this might be the answer to your problem!

Presenting:

THE SPACE SHIELD OF COMPETENCE!

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This helm can grant you 100% competence points! So you won't have to overwork your ass to get anyone's appreciation!

With this Space Shield, you can do nothing but everybody thinks you're doing something!

Gone are the days when you worry about your boss finding out about your sleeping habits at work. Because the SSC can make you look like you're always alert 24/7.

TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!

And if that's not enough to convince you, this helm comes with an Auto-Gaslighting feature. So you won't have to say sorry ever! It will always be somebody's fault!

Forgot to put down the toilet seat after peeing?

Her fault!

Wasn't able to submit the report on time?

His fault!

Your officemate contracted CoViD because you did not disclose that you had a contact with an infected friend?

It's your secretary's fault!

None of it will ever be your fault because you are the best employee in the entire solar system UNIVERSE!

So what are you waiting for? Grab this rare 1/1 item and start your campaign to dominate the world!

It is currently on sale at 15 XCUR or approximately $39.

<<<<<BUY IT HERE!>>>>>

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This is what it looks with the visor on

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Visor off

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This is what other people see! Because ONLY YOU can see the shield!

Price is negotiable for interested Hivers! Drop your offer below.

That's it! If you like seeing more of what I have to offer, leave a 👊 comment down below.

See you on my next post!

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