Los Angeles: The Left Armpit of the Universe

Flee Los Angeles!

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles." - Frank Lloyd Wright

This is my unsolicited, purely and very personal opinion.

The Left Armpit of the Universe

The Left Armpit of the Universe
Photo courtesy of Austin Lee and http://unsplash.com

Your mileage may vary.

You may love the city. I, most certainly, do not.

Today, I was waylaid in a traffic jam. A distance I should have been able to cover in about ten minutes took an hour and a half.

It was the perfect storm.

Google maps routed me directly to an entirely blocked off road under construction.

Los Angeles Traffic Control detoured me directly to several city blocks that were barricaded for a movie shoot.

Los Angeles city buses, those great, lumbering dinosaurs that one dare not challenge, took priority right-of-way while locking up all other traffic like puzzle pieces in a sliding-number puzzle.
Locked up like a number puzzle...

Locked up like a number puzzle...
Photo courtesy of OpenClipart-Vectors and http://pixabay.com

My conclusion?

You've already read it. It's the title of this piece.
If you know what's good for you, you'll avoid Los Angeles like the plague...

NOTE: To any Los Angelenos out there; please don't take this personally.
Just take my advice; flee with your life.

You're welcome.


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