Hello all!
Today is the day that I (@truthforce writing) am announcing our upcoming collaboration that has been being worked on behind the scenes.
As most of you know, I have always been a radical and want to impose my will on others(and rightly so!) For the last few months I have been in contact with some staff members in the White House and collaborating about making a token. The token will be focused on how great the current President is, listing his accomplishments in meme format and distributing the token to those who make the best memes.
The Coin!
"Joe Xiden Coin" is what we are thinking of calling it! I will start with some of the memes we are looking for! And make sure to like and subscribe, smash that like button and SHARE THIS POST with your entire family and friends.
Tokenomics
Everyone will get an initial air drop of 420 coins on 04/20, followed by monthly air drops of 69 coins on the 1st of each month. Coins can be used to pool money in a revolutionary concept I am calling "Drone Pools". Each Drone need's to have Fuel and Missiles.
Pool your Joe Xiden Coin in the Missile/Joe Xiden Pool to earn 50% Drone and 50% Missile, or pool it in Fuel/Joe Xiden Pool to earn 50% Drone and 50% Fuel.
Once you have equal parts of Fuel and Missile you can stake those in a layered farm we call "Predator Drone", which will accept at a 1 to 1 ratio Fuel + Missile = 1 Drone. The Drones can then be used to launch strikes on local mosques, children's hospitals, weddings, etc. As you rack up your kill count and destroy buildings it automatically buys Fuel/Missile at market price and burns it, as well as buying the Joe Xiden token. The ratio is 80% and 20%.
The "Den" for this coin will just earn more Drone at 100%. The more Drones that are created means there is more competition for buying Fuel and Missiles. To compensate for the expected uptick in price at a later date there will be new layered farming added on in what I am calling an "expansion". The war will expand into neighboring countries slowly over time, this will be included in our Roadmap(SOON TM!!!). The next expansion pack will be expanding into Syria, where we take a look at the brave men and women of the USA who just can't stop launching missiles into weddings. The wacky hi jinx those soldiers get into is gonna be nuts! Did someone say nuts? Pine Nut farmers are ALSO NOT IMMUNTE FROM DRONE STRIKES FOLKS!
Accomplishments
It really speaks for itself!
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April Fools ;)
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