Greetings, gamers and readers alike! I'm sure by now you've heard about the new game, Cyberpunk 2077. You've probably also heard that it has a few screws loose, and by that I mean it has lots of bugs. People have complained about NPCs driving recklessly, cars flying up in the air, invisible weapons, and some that I don't even know what to call. Apparently it is much worse for console players than those who have the game on (a good) PC. While I haven't encountered anything game-breaking yet, thank goodness, I have seen some strange stuff.
This glitch is very common. Here, Panam is supposed to be holding the bottle of liquor but it is actually inside her wrist. When she tried to drink it she probably spilled it all over herself! This happens a lot with cigarettes, guns, cell phones, any hand-held object. And sometimes the object leaves the person's body is just starts flying around like crazy! Thank my reflexes for being able to snap this one because, despite how often it happens, it happens so quickly that it's often quite easy to miss your chance.
My question for this guy is why do you need an amplifier for your air guitar? More importantly, how do you manage to make music using a non-existent guitar? He wasn't very good either way. Johnny hated him too.
I took a dip into some brackish water and stumbled upon this strange creature Presumably a cat, though it looks more like a small Gollum, if Gollum was dense enough to sink to the bottom of a waterway and had gills.
See the lottery ticket that looks like a Loteria game card? Normally you should be able to pick it up but this one disagreed. It wanted to stay glued to the table instead of being a part of my junk collection. Some people claim this is a game-breaking glitch but I disagree. So far this has only happened to me with various junk items and as the name implies, these items are useless. You could either sell them for 3 Eurodollars or dismantle it into a few very common components. I guarantee you you won't be thinking about this item 5 minutes later, so t's not game-breaking. You can get the same components for dismantling any common or uncommon gun or piece of clothing, with which this bug does not occur.
I don't even know what this guy's problem is. Maybe he has shoulder problems. Maybe he's trying to nonchalantly air out his armpit. Well, he's not fooling anybody, that's for sure. Unless he is a mime and he's pretending to lean on his 4'9" buddy.
There are a few more that I have not documented such as enemies that I've killed squirming on the ground and sometimes getting back up and falling again. Also, sometimes the path that is supposed to lead to the waypoint can be a bit wonky, leading you the long way or sometimes the wrong way entirely. But that one's not so funny nor documentable.
Those are all the glitches I've amassed so far. If you want to see some more you should try YouTube. There are some pretty hilarious compilations on there. If you own the game they can be a bit relatable or they will make you think, "Thank goodness that doesn't happen to me."
So long and until next time!