Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I had to get creative and call upon my non-existent paper mache skills. All that just to roll a fucking joint. Why? Shit-head chewed the brand new pack of papers. Why does this mother fucker insist on torturing me? I think it's a skill.. maybe he learned it in doggy school.. How to piss off Dave 101. Fucker.
Peace out y'all... Dave