Smooth moves finding the joint without a mention, I meant to mention you by name, you and about five thousand other active users. One copy/paste and a :click: Hashtag fuck hashtags, #wasteoftime. Just mention about the top five thousand active members somewhere in the body of your content and say hello everybody.
That's it. lower case. Capital Hello requires an additional keyboard stroke—exhausting. Or you can beat the free speech outta your keyboard in both English and Український cuz nothing spLeLs imbroglio like Український.
Upper Decking. Not the kind where you push one out in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl at a random house party, either, this is next level shit. Mention a few thousand content supporters and edit your article about a half dozen times in the first 10 minutes of publication that way our notifications won't stfu. Or a half dozen photos—results may vary.
I've wasted a lot of time crafting witty titles. I recently began framing my cover images to make them recognizable in a blockchain full of cover images but it's all unnecessary. Nothing captures an audience quite like an "@". Pay attention, I've been collecting data nearly four years. A catchy, controversial, or funny opening sentence or something original like an informational opening paragraph is pointless like words without a period
The most lucrative, proven, and consistent way to maximize your exposure is easy as 1-2-3:
- Stop by trending.
- Click the number next to the 💖 on any of the top five trending articles.
- Copy/paste the top 5 voters of that article into the body of your article.
Tada!
Whale-bait 101. Insider information straight from discord. Limit 5 per article. No more than 5 whale mentions per post cuz you don't wanna blow your whole load on one key stroke. Five is plenty, last thing anyone wants is a bunch of whales fighting for attention.
Look, stickin my neck out for the community is nothing new to me, it's what I do. Don't mention it. I don't know everything but I'll teach you everything I know.
