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Okay.
Here I am.
On a mountain.
This is fine.
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I am perfectly fine and I know exactly where I am.
This appears to be the summit of Pyramid Peak.
And those are definitely mountain goats.
Good.
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Good.
Nothing to be worried about here.
Everything is correct.
Except for two minor details.
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First of all.
The world up here appears to be colored all wrong.
Second of all I don't recall climbing up here.
At all.
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Last thing I remember was.
Sitting by the fire.
Staring at the biggest cap.
That I'd ever seen in my life.
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Thinking to myself this is a bad idea don't do this.
But clearly I did it.
Because here I am on a mountain.
That I don't know how I got on top of.
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