🩳 My Boxer-Shorts Have Reached The Limits Of Repair 🙅‍♀️ & Monkey-B Releases Her First Hive Post

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Today my wife told me she was too embarrassed to hang my semi-transparent war-torn x-rated boxers on the clothesline, and I can't blame her.

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Inappropriate Underwear 🚫

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     We came to Suriname with 7 suitcases, and we shall leave with 7 suitcases, so that means not acquiring too many things while we are stuck here. We've hardly purchased any clothes while here, and @sreypov's seamstress magic has kept my boxers alive until today.

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     These boxers have been repaired and re-repaired countless times, and they kind of began to take on a life of their own. About a year ago I realized it wasn't safe to wear these around the house without a secondary layer of clothing. Well, today marks the end of the road for these Franken-shorts, because my wife was too embarrassed to hang them on the clothesline where our neighbor can easily see this apocalyptic underwear.

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     I guess I have zero shame, so I'm glad my wife forced me to retire these boxers to a bedside rug. Things are very sandy outside our apartment, and it tends to find its way inside the home, so it's nice to give the feet a good wipe before jumping in bed. RIP boxer shorts, you served me well for four years.

Other Happenings Of The Day 🦋

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     @sreypov has become a legendary insect photographer, and sometimes her subjects return to the apartment with her. Today a white peacock butterfly hitched a ride on her hand and came to hang out with us for about an hour.

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     This butterfly was feeling pretty social, so we passed it around and let it get to know everyone before it decided to explore new territory.

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     As soon as the butterfly left us, Harry the lamb dropped by for his first visit of the day. He's now gotten a bit too comfortable, and he now looks for things to eat before even saying hello like he used to.

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     I made my legendary veggie burgers for the family today, a favorite of my wife and daughters. Srey-Yuu decided to eat while Monkey-B wanted to show off her veggie burger masterpiece, perfectly mustarded and ketchuped, with a fine array of tomatoes and cucumbers.

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     After the burgers were consumed and everyone was feeling rather heavy and tired, Monkey-B asked for some Hive Keychain screentime, and she disappeared for 30 minutes.

Monkey-B Finished Her First Post 🏆

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     It's been 8 days in the making, but Monkey-B has finally finished her first post, with only minimal help from her mother, sister, and I. Her big sister taught her how to upload photos and center them, and Monkey-B occasionally asked how to spell certain words, but otherwise she put a post together by herself.

     I published it on her behalf after giving the post some tags and our family footer, but I left it unedited so you Hivers can see the raw gem that Monkey-B has created. If you have a moment, please give her post a visit, she's an excellent reader and she is eagerly awaiting comments.

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