A priest once said : have you ever heard of splinterlands, it's a holy place where the spender dance.
Good seasons faithful ladies and pals, or can i say, GOLDEN seasons 😈 !
Oh it's going to be a long story, you can skip to the CARDy part any way.
"Don't do it i can see you"
Behind the scenes
Yesterday i was at a conference, you know, the place where people sit and talk about THÄ°NGS like witches, global warming and another important stuff like elephants.
is that the UN ! Never mind.
Then i remembered that it's the national "tell a joke" day, i said : hey guys let's get that server down. And guys were like "Hell Yeah"
And that was the story behind how splinterlands server was burnt last night.
Sorry for inconvenience pals.
Yeah i am a full time server burner.
"it's easy, like riding a bike, or burning a witch"
How it all ended ?
Well, it is a good question, in fact, no body knows, it is like there are some creatures called programmers who know how to solve problems ! "Can't believe"
Hold your spellbooks people, we are going real.
Real, Welcome
in a far county called real, a priest was given the inspiration by god to write his first words about a mysterious place called splinterlands, where the spender dance.
"And many witches to burn"
He decided to travel away to that dream place with his mine sweeper playmates. an elder, a prisoner and their loyal dog .
Throught a marvelous journey, swinging between the clouds, they traveled for 15 days, facing the hardest circumstances "no wi-fi", Chasing a mailman for 7 Km "that's what the dog wanted"
Eventually, they arrived
Things are crazy, lights are shining and nobody cares about those slugs.
"they have teeth" the priest said.
The elder said "itsh too crowdgy here matesh".
Replied the prisoner "we have to join a gang".
"Bark" yeah, the dog has got a point also.
At last they were arrested and accused of elders dealing "dangerous elderphilia matter", then transformed into NFTs (Not F*ing Triangles)
they were rectangulars, god !
The CARDy part
The season ended, my rating was about 2000, i reached Silver II, so i had 15 boxes and i was expecting like 10000 DEC but no problem i am ok with 9000.
Not Really, it's 79, but hey i got CARDS :
- My first GOLDEN rare temple priest $22 WOW
- Two rare efreet elders (without teeth)
- Two common nightmares (because they chase the mailman)
- common Chain spinner (i was begging for it in the giveaways lol)
So as you see up there, CARDS are rectangulars, but Potions aren't.
And that's the whole point
Where the spender dance
Yeah i spent $10 on the spellbook, but now, and it's only my second season here, i made a quite good income as a newbie.
Not to forget THÄ°S, the blogging disaster, it's like "do what you love and take money".
"Every spender should be dancing now"
Join now and start the fun, use my link and get a bonus (a CARD)
https://splinterlands.com?ref=thebusycat
And that was a great season ending, have a great seasons, save the mailman and burn witches.
"Am i wrong or witches are so hot"