This post is my entry into the @GooglyEyes contest. I originally tried to post it with PALnet. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it to work. When I press the post button I get the same message Steemit.com likes to give me, "Please remove the following HTML elements from your post: < span >, < figure >"
Anyway, I'm grateful for the PALcoins airdrop. Thank you MSP group and PALnet.io!
Let's visit some plants!
Seatbelts for everyone!
Mr Long Sprout Yellow Watering Can really likes his seatbelt. He likes having a really long name too. I think it is a long name to type, but I'll just smile politely and drive.
This little yellow assistant is going to help me water plants today! Trying to water plants without a long spout watering can is messy.
Location one is a fail.
It's locked? This googly watering can seems to even like locked doors and everything else.
This first location is a big disappointment for me.
We can't get inside to water the plants.
It's not my fault if the key is missing. I guess that's worth smiling about. We will need to come back later.
Oh well... back in the car. At least we got the mail. The mail makes Mr Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can very happy.
Let's go to location two... ... ...
WTF!? The car doesn't start and this googly yellow water head thinks it's worth smiling about.
Mr Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can is still very happy. IMO, the only thing worth smiling about is being near the donut shop. I can walk to the donut shop while we wait for the roadside assistance. I'm grateful, but I'm not smiling.
Needing a new battery is not something to smile about. New batteries costs about 130-200.
Needing to be the guy that installs it, is also not something to smile about. If my sacrum could smile, it would refrain.
I'm happy to able to buy a croissant sandwich. The roadside assistance was fast I'm grateful for that too. The roadside assistance driver offers to install a battery for $181. My back makes me consider it and then I realize I can't pay. I can't pay part with cash now and have the rest of the balance charged to my regular bill. I talk about money too much.
Hey! Don't smile at my sandwich that way!
Let's go home and handle this battery situation.
We need to get a new battery after this tow truck guy charges the old battery and starts the car.
Don't touch my croissant sandwich!
I can do it!
DIY or die, right?!
So, I fork over some of that bass guitar gig money and purchase a new battery. I even installed the battery myself. Does that sound easy? It's almost easy in this car. It doesn't hurt to smile. Someone might mistaken me for a mechanic. I'm smiling because I'm not a mechanic.
No images of Mr. Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can and the new battery, but here it is. Our googly eyed watering can assistant is accompanying me again. This time it's getting Googly eyes for my pear. I smile about pears too.
Don't smile at my pear that way! I thought you were a carnivore!?
Finally, some plants!!!
Our happy googly watery friend is really happy to see this first indoor plant. It's hard to tell, but something about this watering can seems happier now.
I think my googly watering can assistant is especially happy to see a plant friend in a yellow planter too.
Yellow colors make this watering can happy.
Most yellow stuff seems to make this watering can happy.
Let's not forget the water.
I sincerely think this googly guy really does like everything.
This soggy headed Googly claims to like electrolytes, but then again, it seems like it likes everything.
Location two is a success!
Ready?
Let's go to the next location.
We are now on our way to location three. It's not that far of a drive and Mr Long Sprout Yellow Watering Can is excited to see more plants. I'm grateful to have been able to install the battery and get these plants in location 2 watered.
Coffee Break!
You stay here while I get a Gibraltar.
A Gibraltar is like a Cortado. The image below is dedicated to @mathowl. I got the infinity design idea long ago while looking at @mathowl's profile picture.
A Gibraltar and a Cortado are like macchiatos. A macchiato is like a espresso with milk in it. :) The Gibraltar is the only one that comes with free mineral water. It costs less too.
I composed part of this blog post while enjoying coffee. This googly water vessel doesn't mind at all. I'm grateful for it's low maintenance attitude.
Nice smile!
Enough pretending I'm rich.
Let's go to location three and water more plants.
Location 3!
We know what to do and these plants look hungry.
Water!
Check!
Now go!
We are in the zone.
More!!!
The plants are happy. Googly watering can is happy. I am happy.
Googly watering can is always happy.
Great job!
Oh, but... not that one. They didn't say... they said...
No! Not that one!
No! It's decorative!
No.
Yeah, okay... you found another.
Let's kick back a little...
No, that's not water.
Let's move away from that.
Hey look!
A video game!
Is that good?
Did I win?
Does this game make everyone dizzy? Watering Can?
Oh!
Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Canister, is ready. We are done, it's true. It's the end of the day for us.
Let's go home.
The sun is setting and we have plenty to smile about.
Googly Watering Can always comes up with something like that. I'm glad I don't like everything, but it's healthy to try, just a little.
That was quite the work adventure. Well done and thanks for your assistance Mr. Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can.
Mr. Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can is happy to be back at home with his old old old friend. His old friend's... name is uhhh... it was "Clucker" and then it was debated... I forgot what we stuck with.
Click here to find out: https://steemit.com/esteem/@steemseph/give-this-googly-stapler-a-name-or-i-m-gonna-keep-it-s-name-clucker-4df2751453688
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