This was spotted at a restaurant downtown in Chiang Mai a few months ago before they shut everything down. It's funny to me because they almost got it right but a bit of the ol' Engrish snuck in there anyway :)
This is actually quite a popular place right on the water and nobody named John actually works there or owns it.... or at least that is what the staff told me. Food was rubbish too but at least the beers were cheap and really cold!