G-Dog Cat Auction
For those of you who follow G-Dog, you will know he had a grumpy day the other day. And his cat significantly altered the outcome of said grump. Not long after, he hosted a Weekend Engagement, asking us which animal we would choose to be, whereby several of you (primarily instigated by @harlowjourney) opted to be a cat, or were supportive of those who loved cats.
And shall we offer a hats off (or "Cats Off") to @krazzytrukker (heretofore deemed as @krazzycatter) for housing currently 180 current claws!
So, due to an increasing awareness of, and applause ("appaws"???) for, the feline variety, including but not limited to a rather appropriate nod to David Bowie's song, "Cat People" (thanks for that @bashadow), it has become readily apparent that cats are the #1 choice of animal for the week.
Enter To Win The Opportunity To Be @galenkp's Personal CAT!!!
With that said, and as per the following comment by @dswigle:
I see no choice but to host a G-Dog Cat Auction to be @galenkp's personal cat for 5 days. There isn't a G-Dog fan reading this who wouldn't personally love a good ear scratch from the G-Dog himself. Me included.
This auction package includes the following:
| Day | Event |
|---|---|
| Day 1 | A full day of sleeping in under the warm sun in @galenkp's Australian home, accompanied by frequent ear scratches and lulling stories of lore |
| Day 2 | A hearty 4-wheeling ride to the hills, accompanied by a personal one-on-one lesson of culling the pests of the outback. The tutorial includes physics lessons on the trajectory of a bullet, geography and history lessons on the wilderness and its surroundings, and business lessons on cattle ranchers of the area |
| Day 3 | Being fed a breakfast of eggs and bacon on warm toast with an unwobbly coffee, followed by a lunch of infused oil made from home-grown herbs and locally grown olives, and a hearty meal of "Culling Stew", home-baked sourdough bread, and a mess of herbs and oils for dipping |
| Day 4 | A leisurely sunrise stroll on the beach followed by a day at the oceanside and a blazing bonfire at dusk, while listening to your host regale you with adventures from his life |
| Day 5 | A rough and tumble 4-wheeling adventure through the hills, followed by a campout under the stars in front of a well stoked fire, and a well stocked beer cooler, while listening to your host regale you with adventures from his life |
| 1 - 4 | All the while, getting snuggles and kitty cat scratches behind the ears, and goodies from the treat bag at any time, upon request |
Rules Of The Auction
- Must know what a cat is, and how to be one
- Must be willing to be a cat for 5 days
- Must know who @galenkp is, and why his cat saved the day (read this post)
- Must like Australians
- Must Upvote, subscribe, reblog, share comments, or donate HBD to this blog post -- (OR all of the above) to be considered
- The top 5 participants will be entered into a raffle to spend a week as G-Dog's cat
Proceeds Will Go Toward The Next Weekend Engagement
Whatever moneys are earned on this post for the week will be donated to the prize pool for @galenkp's subsequent Weekend Engagement.